Anyway, for those curious about the medium article[2] (and for posterity's sake), see [3].

[1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8939750

[2] It's from their "physics arxiv blog", by the way --so at the very least someone, somewhere in the discipline found it entertaining enough despite its comic flaws!

[3] https://medium.com/the-physics-arxiv-blog/the-astounding-lin...